Teddy Ruckus Hoodie / Forest Green

Ya'll Know Reading Is Fundamental, Please Be A Scholar.
*THIS PRODUCT DOES RUN OVERSIZED. PLEASE SIZE DOWN FOR A LESS OVERSIZE FIT.*

You May Be Thinking To Yourself, Is That A Bear With A Hole In His Chest?
Yes.
Why?
Do You Ask Your Mother Why She Keeps Making Spaghetti Every Other Week?
Oh Ok Then.
Ain't Shit Sweet. Life, That Nasty Ass Ragu Sauce She Uses. None Of This Shit Is Sweet. Play For Keeps.

This Isn't Your Boyfriend's Regular Hoodie. He Don't Understand Fabrics, So Just Tell Him It's Plush And You Need It Cus All The Other Girls Boyfriends' Bought It For Them.

And You, Playboy. Get Your Shit Together. She Don't Want A Pilling Hoodie My G. Them Lil Lint Balls All Over Ya Shit Ain't Cuttin It. Get Some Luxurious Fabrics In Ya Life And Thank Us Later.

36oz 100% French Terry
Preshrunk
Double Lined Hood
Oversized Drop Shoulder
True-To-Size Box Cut (NOT Slim Fit)
**Size Down For A More Standard Fit**

All Items Are Made To Order!
Please Allow Us Some Time. We Ain't Perfect, But You Know It's Worth It.
Est. Delivery Time Is 4 Weeks Once Order Is Processed.